CM...Heyman?!
With Punk's music, Paul Heyman comes out and deliver a damn good promo. He sits in the ring cross-legged just like Punk, and he tells about Punk's backstory. It leads to Punk's defeat at Wrestlemania against The Undertaker. However, Heyman wants revenge against the Undertaker for leading Punk against him. He has his ace-in-the-sleeve...
I swear Heyman has an orgasm everytime he says Brock's name. Brock comes out and finally speaks. Basically, he ribs the audience about their baby boy losing to Undertaker, and he is going to beat The Undertaker. Lesnar and Heyman is something really special. As they exit, Mark Henry comes out to pick a jobbing match. Mark Henry gets his ass handed to him and sent through a table.
The Tag Titles Revisited
New Age Outlaws vs The Usos
The New Age Outlaws deny the opening segment that they are used to. The match is underway. It was a little short, but lots of fun. The Usos easily are the most fun team out there. I'm quite surprised that the Usos get a Title match, and I'm even more shocked that they won. It's finally happened. It would of been better if it was at Wrestlemania, however WWE seem to have something special planned.
Problems with Murica'
Big E vs Cesaro w/ Zeb Coulter and Jack "Biff" Swagger
Cesaro hits all the signature moves when Jack hits Big E with the Swagger bomb. The Real Americans seems to have their problems.
Big E vs Jack "Make like a Tree, and get outta here" Swagger w/ Cesaro and Zeb Coulter
Once that bell hits, Cesaro hits the Neutralizer on Big E costing Swag the match. After, they tease a fight between the Muricans.' Zeb makes them hug. The hug wasn't exactly all happiness and harmony. I hope they stay together and take on the Usos.
Wyatts/Shield-1
The Wyatt Family vs The Shield
Rollins is once again amazing. Ambrose is very aggressive and makes the match look real. Reigns was just as awesome as well. Now during the whole match the Wyatts weren't really the head of interest. They did great, but the spotlight was on the Shield especially Rollins and Ambrose. Halfway through Rollins was temporary deserted and finally got the tag, however when it came time to tag back in Rollins backs off. He stands on the ramp watching. Rollins say he is tired of holding everyone together and that Reigns and Ambrose need to work it out. Reigns and Ambrose really tries to stay in the match, but they eventually lose. This match was the match of the night as far as action. The spotlight was damn sure on Rollins tonight. Seth Rollins is developing on his character. I love how each character in the Shield is developing differently. I don't know where it's going to take us, but it's going to be a hell of a lot of fun.
The Low Point of the Night
Emma/Santino Marella vs Summer Rae/Fandango
The Emma/Marella thing is already old. They high-five and keep tagging each other in.
This match was horrendous. Summer Rae and Emma was the only good part. NXT is bringing up good characters and women wrestlers.
The Bellas vs Aksana/Alicia Fox
This was absolutely boring...that's it Well, I'm happy to be relieved by a bathroom break
A Canadian and a Irishman walk into a...this joke is old like John Cena
Dolph Ziggler vs Alberto Del Rio
The host for tonight, Aaron Paul, is on commentary. He is kinda funny, well he tries. Del Rio and Ziggler has a good match with Ziggler winning. I hope this is another sign of Ziggler getting a push.
Christian vs Sheamus
The match was pretty good, however I'm surprised that they are letting them fight each other. With Sheamus winning, it takes all the steam out of Christian who really needs that spear back. I wonder what they are going to do with them at Wrestlemania. Maybe they will have them team up...ok no we aren't doing that. How about an Irish Street Brawl? Uh...no. Either way they might get a gimmick match for WM30. At least I hope so.Daniel Bryan comes out to a thunderous crowd. He talks about the hijacking of RAW. Everybody cheers and chants YES! and CM Punk. Then Triple H and Stephanie come out and taunt Bryan and the crowd. I will get to Bryan/HHH segment later. What I wanna talk about is the voice of the crowd, #HIJACKRAW and internet community on wrestling. Triple H said some things that really hit home. One: he called us out on the internet about not getting what we want, and we can whine all we want. Two: It doesn't matter what we say as long as we pay him. Three: They will do whatever they want, and it is their's to destroy or embrace. Four: The crowds, fans and the internet community will turn on wrestlers because of various reasons This segment angers and riles the crowd to a riot-like frenzy. After the segment, it's John Cena's turn for a segment. He comes out to a booing crowd. He says the same ol' shit, except for his mentions on #HIJACKRAW. Once he did that, the crowd quieted down so much it was kinda funny. It was like the South Park episode: Chinpoko Mon.
We all loved Bryan, The YES movement, CM Punk and they are just like Chinpoko Mon. Then the Boy Scout Wonder says he loves them too, and all of a sudden it wasn't cool to chant or say YES!. God I hate Cena. He is the whole damn reason the WWE is screwed the fuck up. I'm just going to hurry up and get it over with. Cena does his same damn bit. Glass ceiling go through me blah...An angel in form of Bray Wyatt comes on and talks his riddles. It was pretty awesome.
The Bryan-Triple H-Batista-Orton Clusterfuck
Earlier, we had Daniel Bryan and The Authority segment. It was a damn good segment, but my god I wanted Bryan to smack the hell out of Triple H. If the Rock, Austin or Punk was there, Triple H would of been on the floor. Triple H was easily a great bad guy, and he can still back it up. Stephanie adds to our hatred of them. Damn! Another two people, we love to hate. Stephanie and Triple H are geniuses by playing against the chants, hopes and wishes of the people.
Daniel Bryan vs Batista
Earlier, Batista had an interview which he said that the YES! Movement was the stupidest thing. Batista is getting better and better even after 4 years. The real bad guy is back. In the match, we had Randy Orton on commentary, but not speaking. The match was good, but it kept all of them strong. During the match, Bryan hurt Batista's leg, The Authority came out and Batista threw Bryan into Orton. Orton hit Bryan then turned onto Batista. Batista countered by pushing Orton into Bryan's flying knee. Then Bryan was hit with a Batista Bomb and a Pedigree. This was a damn good segment again. It really brought back some feelings of hate that I haven't felt since the Attitude Era.
Overall
This...was just a great RAW. It really showed some emotion. The genius point of talking about CM Punk and ribbing the crowd. I hope they keep it up. This is how you build PPV hype. The dumb matches like the Marella/Emma mixed tag was ok, and the Divas match was a nice bathroom break. Other than that, the show was damn good. It did left me hating The Authority in a good way much like we hate the Empire. Right now RAW was the Battle of Hoth. People might not like it for the Authority, but that's why you must watch it. The last thing I'm going to say is I really hate John Cena for sucking all the fun out of the audience. The crowd can make or break a show. WWE just wants more control over us. The only way to combat it is chant stupid stuff during John Cena fights; call him boring. The "boring" chant is the worst to wrestlers. Use chants the right way. A quiet bored audience is what you need against Cena. UGH...I should quit talking about Cena. He's like Justin Bieber; We hate him for the right reasons and talk about him, but any attention is just what they want whether negative or positive. Damnit! I'm doing it again. You what I'm going to make my editorial all about Cena, and I am going to get it all out of my system. Leave Comments and Questions. Hope to see you again!
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